Ruthin Football Club: The Mystical Minors of the Pitch
Once Upon a Goal
Legend has it that Ruthin Football Club was founded when a group of villagers accidentally kicked a ball into a dragon’s lair… and the dragon turned out to be a very friendly mascot. Today, they chase the ball with the same enthusiasm—but with slightly less danger involved.
Their Secret Weapon: The Weather
If you ever see Ruthin struggling on the field, it’s probably because the weather decided to play a prank. Rain, wind, or mysterious fog—nothing says “team bonding” like trying to spot your own goalkeeper during a foggy match.
Fans and Follies
Their biggest fan is actually a scarecrow named Steve. Steve’s been holding the banner for 23 seasons, and rumor has it he once scored a goal when no one was looking. Truly, a legend in his own straw-standig.
The Future of Ruthin FC
With dreams higher than their tallest goalpost, Ruthin is aiming for the league championship… or at least for the referee not to forget their name. Either way, they’re sure to keep the laughter—and the ball—rolling.