Gourel Sangue: The Unstoppable (or Maybe Just Unstoppable at Making Fans Laugh)
Who Are They Anyway?
Gourel Sangue is that legendary football club nobody’s heard of—mainly because they’re so secretive, even their own players forget what game they’re playing. Rumor has it they’re from a tiny village where the cows are more famous than the team, and their mascot is a confused chicken that sometimes tries to join the opposing team.
The Team That Could… Maybe
Their players are so athletic, they once ran onto the pitch… backwards. They’re known for their extraordinary ability to hit the ball in any direction except the goal. Their goalkeeper is a retired goat who just stares at the ball and hopes it leaves. Spoiler: it usually doesn’t.
Legendary Moments (Mostly Funny Fails)
– The only time they scored was when a rogue squirrel knocked the ball into the net.
– Their coach once tried to motivate them with a speech but ended up giving a recipe for bread instead.
– They hold the world record for the most own goals in a season—by accident, of course.
Fan Club: The Loyal (and Slightly Confused) Supporters
Their fans are so dedicated, they cheer even when the team forgets to show up. They wear jerseys with “We Believe… Maybe” printed on the back, just to keep things interesting.
In Conclusion
Gourel Sangue may not be the best football club, but they’re certainly the funniest. Who needs victory when you can have a good laugh?