Al Shorta Football Club: The Guardians of the Goalposts

Who Are These Guys?

Once upon a time in Iraq, a band of football hooligans (though, in the nicest way possible) decided to form a team called **Al Shorta**, which literally means “The Police.” Because what better way to defend their goal than to patrol the pitch like a squad of footballing law enforcers?

Their Superpowers

They have the incredible ability to turn any match into a nail-biting thriller. Sometimes they even make the opposing team wish they had a warrant to play! Their secret weapon? A goalkeeper so good, he makes the ball look like it’s on a secret mission—just not to get past him.

Why Are They So Funny?

Because they hilariously try to look serious while slipping on the pitch, like clumsy cops chasing down a donut thief. And their fans? They cheer so loudly, even the referee’s mom can hear them from across the city.

Conclusion

Al Shorta — the football club with a badge of honor, a dash of humor, and a whole lot of goal-scoring. They’re not just defending the net; they’re defending the honor of hilarious football!