Always Ready: The Football Club That Never Sleeps

Origin Story: The Chance Encounter with a Rooster

Once upon a time in Bolivia, a group of friends decided to start a football club. Legend has it they couldn’t agree on a name, so they flipped a coin. It landed on “Always Ready”—probably because they had just woken up from a long nap and were eager to keep going. That’s how the team got their name, and no, it wasn’t because they’re always first in bed.

The Mascot: The Sleep-Deprived Puma

Their mascot is a puma that’s perpetually mid-yawn, symbolizing their readiness to “pounce” at any moment—when they wake up. Rumor has it, the mascot’s most common move is snoring loudly during penalty kicks, which confused opponents into thinking the team was taking a nap and let their guard down.

Playing Style: Confusing Opponents Since Day One

Always Ready is famous for their unpredictable playing style—sometimes passing the ball like a puzzled squirrel, other times launching a shot that makes the opposition wonder if it’s a prank. Their motto? “We’re always ready… for mischief, at least.”

Fan Frenzy: The Crowd That Drinks Soda Instead of Cheering

Their fans are known for their unique cheering method: sipping soda loudly, which sounds a lot like a herd of overexcited cows. It’s confusing for visitors, but incredibly motivating for the team—because nothing says “You got this!” quite like a hundred fans chugging cola.

Conclusion: The Team That Never Takes a Break

Always Ready may not have a wardrobe full of trophies, but they do have a lifetime supply of humor, energy, and an uncanny ability to turn any match into comedy gold. Who needs perfect practice when you’re always ready… for a good laugh?