The Legend of APS Bomet: Kenya’s Premier Comedy Squad
Who Are These Guys? Maybe Wizards?
Once upon a pitch, in the wild plains of Bomet, there emerged a football club so mysterious that even their own fans are not sure if they’re a team or a secret society of wizards. Known as APS Bomet, they practice the ancient art of “confusing opponents with funny faces and even funnier passes.”
The Goal-Scoring Whisperers
Rumor has it, their goal celebrations are so epic that they scare away the ball, making it forget where the net is. Sometimes, their shots are so unpredictable that even they don’t know if it’s a goal or a new dance move. If you blink, you’ll miss their surprise attack!
Training or Comedy Show?
Their training sessions are a spectacle—sometimes, players forget whether they’re playing football or rehearsing for a comedy show. Dribbling turns into interpretative dance, and passing looks more like a game of catch with a mischievous squirrel.
Fan Frenzy
Fans cheer wildly, not just for goals, but for the hilarious antics and funny faces made between plays. APS Bomet fans have a secret handshake that involves a lot of laughter and impersonations of their goalkeeper’s “flying saves” — which mostly involve sprawls on the ground and dramatic groans.
In Short
APS Bomet is less of a football club and more of a comedy troupe that happens to play football. If you ever find yourself bored, just watch one of their matches—laughs and confusion guaranteed!